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Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".
Billy said, "Ye know Pa', it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".
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A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop.
He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?".
The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol."
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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The Joke Master Series
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Comedy Secrets For Speakers Series
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Seven Secrets of Comedy Writers and Comedians
Smiling For Dollars: 24 Ways To Make Money With Humor
The Fun Factor: 10 Ways You Can Be Happier... Right Now!
Joke Selection Secrets
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Top 10 Joke Telling Mistakes
7 Essential Comedy Secrets
Adding Comedy To Speeches
Delivery & Presentation Secrets
Transition Line Secrets
Stand-up Comedy Myths Shattered
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